I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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