I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
My feet surprised me
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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