R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
4 words: hood of his car
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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