He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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