Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
