He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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