is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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