A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
