If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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