Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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