I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I need water and some morals
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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