Yo dont text me then not text me
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
how drunk are you?
Several
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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