I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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