you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful