so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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