It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.