hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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