let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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