We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
she looked like the before picture.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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