You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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