I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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