I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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