So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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