haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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