Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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