I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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