butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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