WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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