My hair reeks of homosexuality.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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