like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
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I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I think people are normalizing furries
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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