Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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