I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Randomize
