Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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