I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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