I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I'm really busy with my period
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