Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just want nice things and good sex
We're too hungover to prance.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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