have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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