she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You dont lie about slip and slides
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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