I feel great
I just peed on a car
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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