Say something about gay babies.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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