I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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