Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I need a burrito and a hug.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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