i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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