super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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