i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
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Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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