I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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