idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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