covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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