Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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