just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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