Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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