What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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