I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
mondays should just be called national damage control day
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Damn victory sex feels great
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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