He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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