He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
It's rum buckets o'clock
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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