SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I AM VODKA MAN
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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