It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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