I got chris browned last night
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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