im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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