1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.